McSweeney's - Welcome to Human Resources! How Can I Continue To Screw You Today?
McSweeney's - Happy Channukah! I'm Leaving You
The Higgs Weldon - Extravagent Lies to Tell at Parties You're Not Invited To
The Higgs Weldon - GoFundMe to Save My Daughter from the Snake Pit
Alex Trebek’s Condescending Responses to Several Jeopardy Contestants’ Stories
There IS Room Enough In This Town For The Two Of Us
Okay, So Here's The Plan
Good News! Anxiety Likely Won't Make You Literally Explode
Ground Apes - A Novel in 10 Parts
Fatality - Second Round, Austin Film Festival
Murder She Spake - Second Round, Austin Film Festival
Bob's Burgers, "The Theory of Every Kid" - Finalist, Acclaim
Platonics - Finalist, Acclaim
Fine Dining - Finalist, Acclaim
How Well Can You Parent the Rugrats?
Which Face Face is Your Face?
Can You Graduate in the Top 10 Percent of Doug's Class?
How Well Do You Know The Adventures of Pete and Pete?
Can You Become Mr. Tastee's Friend and Save Summer?