WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report Report) —- Donald J. Trump is President. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is lying liar. So does Saudi Arabia? Connection!
According to counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, “The President is Donald J. Trump. These other people? They are liars! Lie all day. Good. Is good. It is good.”
Sources close to Sanders said the press secretary was “horrified” during her first meeting in Riyadh, but that’s not true because she is liar.
Apparently Saudi Arabia tells worse lies? She best liar. Best liar is she. She lies best atop the apple tree.
“The absence of a free press in Saudi Arabia means that M.B.S.” — Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, “is big old liar. Lies?” Sanders reportedly told one of her aides. “I lie big best, baby friend.”